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Hmm....

7 for the Comment count divided into Post count and an 214 average characters per comment.

70 ENGAGE on the way :D

doh! :D

I think you are an ENGAGE Whale anyway :)

A whale at least. I should watch what I eat.

:D I had planned to swim all week to burn a few calories but my leg is not having that, dammit!

Your leg is "pooched"

If you say so :D