An Original Steemit Fable (Way The Hell Out Of My Comfort Zone)

Hey, @whatsup!? Was this pic enough clickbait?

I'll admit that I'm missing the engagement I got during and right after SteemFest, so I wanted to try to generate more with some off the wall creativity I'll wince about after posting.

Oh, and please don't judge a book by its cover! It was tricky to make this work well enough, so I hope you enjoy the thought behind it.

Please witness this @smooth @originalworks @improv mainly using @steemit names to help tell a unique fable.

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@acidyo @openmic check, @dj123, yo check, @abh12345... Ok, let's go!

Fable Time...

@onceuponatime in @africa, @anomadsoul and @eveuncovered lived in @freedom in the @gardenofeden.

@good-karma and @everlove reigned @supreme, @enjoyinglife until @oracle-d saw them @sneak @honeydue from forbidden @holybranches, even with @canadian-coconut nearby.

They were summoned to see @lordgod, who was @musing on @wisdomandjustice, for a @heart-to-heart. This wasn't how they were @raised2b.

They blamed @derangedvisions, but knew they @blewitt when he started to @pressfortruth.

"I'll save @ura-soul from @luzcypher, but all @guiltyparties must leave in @exyle immediately," said the @lordoftruth.

They @aggroed, and life as they knew it went down @dtube.

@joythewanderer(s) felt no more, as they fought off a @giantbear, @cheetah, @miniature-tiger, @celestialcow, @donkeypong, @spinbunny, @cryptoctopus, @thedarkhorse, and @therealwolf.

Weak and lost, they stumbled on a @pennsif @magicmonk named @flauwy by an @oldstone named @rok-sivante. It seemed to @coruscate like a @krystle!

The @crimsonclad @oldtimer bellowed that this @freedompoint was called @passion-ground. "Here you can find @newhope and learn @thejohalfiles," he added, as a @larksongbird landed on his shoulder. He then asked if @goldmatters to them, offering a @kingscrown and permission to stay, under the condition that they shared the whereabouts of @edensgarden.

Many @mightpossibly @slobberchops and accept, but this pair wisely refused. Nobody with their souls on the @blocktrades them twice.

@thevillan @modernpastor snarled "nobody tells @meno," and vanished into thin air. His trap to @revisesociology failed.

This @nomadicsoul duo learned their lesson and passed the test. The key was to @doitvoluntarily.

The skies opened, and @arcange swooped in to take them back to their @utopian-io land, well-prepared for the next @poeticsnake, with a head full of @steem.

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@gtg... I'm out of @firepower with @nonameslefttouse.

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Your turn! Please feel free to add your own creative line to the story using Steemian names below, or just say hi.

Thank you,
@steemmatt (now a @fulltimegeek)

P.S. - Thanks in advance to everyone for their senses of humor... eat your heart out, @checky.

(Closing eyes and posting.)