Captain Counter Intuitive arrives at the scene of a tense stand off between police and armed bank robbers with hostages. "What are you doing?" says the chief of police, as CCI saunters by.
"I'm going in there."
"They've already said they will shoot all of the hostages. We can't risk it."
"It's okay. I have an active thermonuclear bomb strapped to my chest, set to go off if they kill me."
Captain Counter Intuitive arrives at the scene of a tense stand off between police and armed bank robbers with hostages. "What are you doing?" says the chief of police, as CCI saunters by.
"I'm going in there."
"They've already said they will shoot all of the hostages. We can't risk it."
"It's okay. I have an active thermonuclear bomb strapped to my chest, set to go off if they kill me."
"You're crazy! Get back here! That's insane!"
"Insane enough to work."
hahahaha I knew you wouldn't be able to resist!! :)