This is a tricky one because doing anything stupid will get you caught. That money is dirty and you are gonna need to clean it if you ever want to use it.

Step one, hide that money. You aren't just hiding it from the cops, no one can find it. For me that spot is the attic in my house. No one else can get up there and I can stash the cash right under the insulation so even if someone goes up there they ain't finding it.

Step two is gotta be laying low. Now this doesn't mean hiding out in your grandma's basement, it more about just continuing your life as normal. Even though you got a shitload of cash, you can't touch that shit and you need to go back to your shitty ass job.

Step three is cleaning the money. You can't just suddenly have a few extra hundred grand in your account, that's suspicious as fuck. So what's the plan? We are starting a super shitty side business. Get your arts and crafts kits out because we are going to the farmer's market. Knit some bullshit scarf with a pokemon or some shit on there, head to the market, don't sell shit but when I go home I pad those numbers with all that cash from my attic.

It will take a while but I've artificially pumped up my income with the stashed cash and slowly cleaned all that money. No one knows anything besides me and I can retire early at the ripe age of 64. Life is good.