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I've been there quite a few times :D

At the coast sounds good @pundito. Can you get there by train?

Theoretically, yes ... but you don't want to do that!

Omg. In that case I'm kindly going to ask if someone could pick me up somewhere else or I'm going to lend a car...

I could and would pick you up :)

Great, that's very much appreciated!

You mean that you live 600m from that bed and breakfast? And that 1-2 people can sleep there for free?

I somehow have the feeling that I don't understand your idea.

A small misunderstanding. The Coast is a restaurant only but I'm living close to it and have a room where 1-2 people could sleep :)

But The Coast is no option at all as you can't reach it easily with the train. It takes hours to come there.