Turns out you're actually hot. Who would have thought?

You know, now I believe a picture does actually tell a thousand words. Or was it a thousand stories? Well, a thousand whatever...

Point is, that nutty professor profile pic you have on always made me think that you were some sort of fat (if not at least fifty something old) dude.

Turns out I was wrong. This yallapapi is hot.

Again, not like I care or something. I'm mightily straight. If only you didn't have a dongle between your... Oh forget it.