Thank God someone is writing on this topic. I Went to try the widely publicized $1 margarita special. Was served a beer mug full of clear liquid on ice with no taste or flavor. When I questioned the waitress, I was told this is their special. I've tasted flavored water with more flavor. Total ripoff. The food is mediocre at best - only went there to try the special. Our server was great and tried to fix our drinks but the Manager told her no - this is what you get for a buck. Really? Why bother to do this if you don't want to serve an alcoholic drink?
If only they can follow the advice you've graciously given here. It's a good one. Serve good food, and people will come.
I'd have had them make me the sickest, most degenerate cocktail you've ever seen after that. Your alky skills are obviously sub-par.