Since when is falling on your face anyone's fault other than your own? Hello?! One time I got pulled over leaving an Old Chicago, and the officer was like "You're obviously not impaired, but, if you start feeling sketchy, pull over and call a cab." I'd had like 5 beers at that point, and I lit my tires up on the way out of the parking lot when boy wonder lit me up. He let me drive away after he stopped me! Applebees is too fucking dumb to be in "cahoots" with anyone. So is local law enforcement. Learning they're working together would be like finding a video of a hedgehog fucking a scorpion. IN ITS BOOTY!!! Not gonna happen!!!