Our hero approaches sneakily, finding the only mound nearby enough to spectate the Machine City up close without being seen. It's largely derelict but the entrance is guarded by a single barge.
What would you have our hero do next?
Stay Cozy!
Our hero approaches sneakily, finding the only mound nearby enough to spectate the Machine City up close without being seen. It's largely derelict but the entrance is guarded by a single barge.
What would you have our hero do next?
Stay Cozy!
Oh, sht. It's another huge guy, I don't even know what to do.
Maybe throw a stone in the opposite direction and make a weird sound.
This dumbass probably has a problem with directions so he will go and check somewhere else.
Let's sneak behind him and stab his butt with a wooden object!
I'm sure it will knock him out for a long time!
Our hero should give him some chocolate because its not good to fight all the time & we all know love conquers all.
Haha..
Not in this city
He will have to find a way to enter into the Machine city.
The guard looks like a savage
He must wait until he goes to pee and then sneak into the Machine city
He definitely should approach this single barge. If it doesn’t work out, it doesn’t. F..k it! He will move on then. Perhaps barge is waiting for him with opened arms.
Our hero needs to go inside and to do that the obstacles standing needs to go now he has two options he can either choose to distract it or find a way to kill it.
I would think the sensible thing to do would be to walk up to the naked guy standing in front of the building and ask for directions. Or, try and sell him one of those dick sticks?
I think you should create a diversion. Maybe throw a rock or the wooden object and then sneak in when the guard is distracted.
Our hero should take a rock, throw it away and wait until the guard abandons his post to check it out. Then he should run inside the building.
He can be duped with different ways. But should he be duped? I think as a friend, the answer to this question is negative. There must be some way. Maybe he can be convinced. The hero must be clever
Our hero should lob a rock somewhere behind the guard to distract him so he can sneak up closer. Alternatively, he could run to the guard screaming for help like he's running away from the skull creatures.
Single Barge should not be a problem but whst if he has got company. Be careful hero..
Don't confront him. We know by now that the hero is not good at it..
Find a way to sneak past him
The best idea is a diversion. He should find a way to divert him and sneak in. Fighting is not the solution always. Use your brains sometimes too.
Anyway around Hero will pass through it, he doesn't know going back
Kick his ass & move on my hero.
Doesn't that single barge look like a small pebble to our Hero, he's gonna run over him man
While approaching the guard he should be sipping from his handy flask and then fake it be some sort of magical elixir he is drinking to get the guard to relax, and start chatting to him.
look for a stone and smash his head
Our hero will need to wait for the night to try to pass by the guard unnoticed and then explore the city or maybe when the guard goes to the bathrom he can slip him and enter the city.
Easy. He throws the wooden dick to lure the barge out and runs inside
It is time. Lure the barge with stealthy candy or a nearby pebble throw and then slip round and in thru a low window. Text book.
Let's wait for a while to see if the guard will go away or not
wow! really incredible art man. thanks for @alexbeyman
I think I'm too late! Sorry I missed this yesterday! My favorite post each day.
If I'm not, the hero goes to the back of the building to see if there is an unguarded entrance.
To take a break from my relentless poop-talk; I love your illustrations. Awesome work!!
Anyways though, that man still needs to shit. Do it there , or ask that homie where abouts he can make whoopie