Honey Glazed

in #dporn5 years ago

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Sometimes photography is a really really messy and sticky business.

I shot these self portraits two years ago and an OG follower asked me to repost these to Dporn. I wonder how they could qualify as porn, beats me...

Who else has a dirty mind?

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Filth!

I’m so wild, what can you do.

I was about to say the same exact thing haha.

Porn for Pooh Bears.

I am a huge Pooh bear fan.

I can tell because it looks like he jizzed all over your face...

HA!

Inappropriate joke time!

Love being a muse for the inappropriate!

Porn for Pooh Bears.

lol! That's exactly what I thought

This stresses me the fuck out!😂

Hahah and why is that darling? 😅

my honey would be fine there

You have a bee farm!? 😍

Yes! im a beekeeper!

Lol I was on my phone so I didn’t even see the beekeeper outfit on the avatar. But that is so cool!

FYI, I’m scared of bees and this here in the picture is actually corn syrup, I wouldn’t waste honey like this!

ahahhaha XD But bees are cute, and they wouldn’t sting a pretty girl like you!!
corn syrup? wow is identical to honey, in Italy I don't think it's used...

I have been stung by a bee, I didn’t like it :( but I like honey!

ahhahahahahahhaha lool

I love doing the same thing but with semen hahaha

Why honey? That will take like an hour to wash off lol

Because it tastes good 😈

😡😂

Not porn but nice make-up minus the yellow goo.

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I think the goo adds to it, but it’s not a great daytime look.

These shots a SWEET 🍯

Never seen you so sweet before... ;)

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And never will again, so enjoy 😝

Damn! that seems like it's tasty honey, is it non processed organic honey by chance?

This is a bit of a staged photo as it’s actually corn suryp here on my face, I didn’t have the heart to waste the good stuff on a photoshoot. I do use non processed organic finnish honey otherwise :)

Haha good to know :)

Damn this is dirty lol

Yes it was, there was honey all over me, on my phone, camera, the carpet, floor, so dirty!

Not to be confused with Julian Clary's game show "Sticky Moments"

I’m too young to know what that is, had to google. I’m sure they didn’t show that in Finland. But looks fun!