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RE: Goofing off on a Saturday

in #dork7 years ago

Yogurt doesn't work for me. I eat Greek yogurt every morning - part of my breakfast. I just have gut rot from medication and fat , in that order :)

I can't imagine eating a grilled cheese sandwich without bread, no. Wouldn't that burn your fingers?

I don't eat bread bread either. I do eat sprout bread - Ezekial Bread. It's very nutty when toasted. I have 2 slices a day with almond butter and a sliced banana - part of my breakfast.

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Yeah, too many of my friends deal with heartburn because of medication. And then they take something else to help the heartburn. It's a vicious cycle and big pharma just wants to keep everyone sick.

But I digress... Ezekial bread with almond butter and bananas sound delicious! Kind of makes me want to visit my fridge but I'm dealing with fat too. Specifically fat boobs. Yup. I've come to the conclusion that my boobs are out to get me. They strangle me and make me snore every night.
Sorry! TMI. My brain is being stupid right now. LOL

lol.....it's sad. Can you hear the headlines tomorrow? Woman suffocates by breast.

The trick is to fluff them up before you lay down....put pillows under each armpit for support.

I haven't seen a diet book yet for boob weight loss...if I do, I'll be sure to let you know:)

With my medication I have to take gravol or I'll throw up. What's the point you ask? It's the last kind I have tolerated ....lol..at least it works on the lowest dose - enuf that the nightmares stay away for the most part. Poor me. Call the wambulance.

Sounds like pretty powerful meds. UGH.
Pat doesn't seem to be bothered that I'm fluffy. He has volunteered to be my personal boob boy. HAHAHA.

You're too funny....No the meds are powerful, I'm just super sensitive to medication and get crazy side effects that aren't listed in the list of side effects. One pill I took caused severe pain and electrical zaps in my shins and I couldn't walk. Ya....the doctor said , no that's not the pill. I stopped taking it and voila. I could walk again. I know my body.

You can call Pat a fluffer nutter. Remember that commercial? It's a peanut butter and marshmallow sandwich. Very healthy. No sugar at all .... sounds good though doesn't it?

FLUFFERNUTTER!
ROFLMAO. You know Pat nearly died one night because of fluffernutter.
Yup. He rolled over in his sleep, snuggled up all sweet and cute and lovey. And just when I thought I was going to get a little night nooky, he whispered, "mmm... fluffernutter" in my ear. Swear to god it's a true story. I think I've even blogged about it. LOL