Im Guillermo, and I used to work on a major Credit Collection agency. One fine day, I noticed my job had began to affect my other thing to do in this world: taking care of Mario, the Gígolo chihuahua that refuses to get a decent paying job.!
I was thinking I was a lazy ass for feeling too much pressure for attending these stresfull matters. But one good morning, as I woke up -as WE WOKE UP bcs we sleep in same bed... I noticed Mario has such a big ass. Not only is he lazy bum but he also has this rather oversized doodoo churner that just wont quit!
I let you be the judge. Please let me know what you think: Here is Mario below