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Also the GTX 1070 will never scream at you and make you do stuff that you dont want to

You can't f*ck Gtx 1070 bro, =) you know that,right?

Not reliable whenever you want. Unlike the Gtx 1070 which plays VR porn whenever your want.

Gtx 1070 > Girlfriend

But it can provide you with lots and lots of high quality porn!

Very funny.
Nice

thanks ^^

Oh my goodness, I can't stop laughing. Advice: Hide this post from your girlfriend, if not, the cost of reconciliation wil not be half your salary, it will be 100% of your salary for 2 years.

:) lol that's for sure

Better: Don't have a girlfriend. Just get a Gtx 1070.

I think there’s a clear winner here

These kind of comparisons do not hold my interest.
There was no comparison to begin with,
you already knew which team was going to win before the starting whistle.