The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured espoem instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron?s ass halfway through the first chapter.
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The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured espoem instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron?s ass halfway through the first chapter.
give me moar @espoem facts please
Someone once tried to tell espoem that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.