I once contemplated the thought that I might be a (B)utch (L)esbian who was born into a (M)an’s body because of my attraction to beautiful women. I sent in an application to Yale. In the category where it says sex, I answered with an enthusiastic "yes please!"

For special skills, I wrote a short anecdote about my experiences in the BLM movement. I’m pretty sure I’ll get in. I tell you this much though, life ain't easy for a butch lesbiman.

For example, I had to walk to school everyday, and the snow would go all the way up to the tops of the telephone polls. Not only that; it was racist snow too, as it only came in white. This is just one of the many reasons why we need to ban Christmas!

P.S. Some days I identify as a sea fish, or rather maybe I'm just being factitious. Nevertheless, the lesbiman stuff, that may be true. I'm going to get a blood test tomorrow to find out. If it comes back Canis lupus positive, i'll be pissed!