LOL! @c0ff33a beefcake pics, I never saw THAT coming! Not so "hot" when you read the story...
I worked in ophthalmology, for a "famous" surgeon for a while. He had this super camera attached to the examination microscope that projected what he saw onto a big screen TV. One day a lady came in and he pulled the scope over, turned on the light. There, before my eyes, I watched a little eyelash hitchhiker respond to the warmth. He stretched his little legs, waved one around as if to say "Hello, world!" Mind you, on the TV the little bastard was about 3 feet across. I squeaked a little, the doctor jumped back from the microscope... busted out the Rx pad and got her out of his chair ASAP...
If I ever do a horror flick, they will be the stars of my show...