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If you invest in some chickens, they lay eggs everyday. In a couple months you can sell hundreds of chickens to other chicken investors...

That's actually not a bad idea!

Until there's a chicken bubble... Gotta get in early!

Well as you know about (astro)physicist and cow/chicken story...
Well in order for this investment to work, I would need a spherical chicken in vacuum. :)

What about a spherical chicken egg in a frying pan? And then we can vaccuum after to pick up the crumbs.