I refrained from teaching moment her right back with a solution which would have been stop being illogical AF and you won't be mad and on the side of the road right now either,
Dammit. I was hoping the ending would be "After that, I listened super hard, and I gave her a teaching moment in the back seat of her car."
Nah later that same summer I did one better, I bought her house so she could go teach English in like Poland or somewhere and then sold it back to her 3 years later when she came back and I didn't want to live there anymore.