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Everyone please ignore this guy, he's insane.

Too many sweepings from the money tree?

Something like that.

You're just jealous that I run a better personal security operation than you.

That's a lie. You know I'm a firearms guy while you're over there stuck in the Knife Age. Best of luck asshat.

Alright let's settle this once and for all you prick. I challenge you to a duel.

I accept. Pistol or sword?

I have a machete too although yours looks cleaner

I am always careful to clean all of the blood off after each personal security incident.