<pre><code>When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
"Let it be"
- Paul McCartney, Former Beatle & Cryptocurrency HODLer
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<h2>What a fool.
<h3>Let's face it, Cryptocurrency is dead...
<p dir="auto">We all knew this ponzi scheme of fake internet unicorn money would come crashing down in a spectacular fashion.
<p dir="auto">I pity the fools that were sucked in by the "get rich quick" scheme.
<p dir="auto">I'm ecstatic that the anonymous evil-doers buying drugs and guns no longer have a safe haven for their dirty money.
<p dir="auto">No longer do we need to endure Jake from accounting's humble brags on how his "portfolio" is experiencing massive gains.
<p dir="auto">Thank all that is wholesome: <strong>crypto is dead.
<h1>...OR is it?!
<h2>CHECKOUT MY INSTANTANEOUS ANALYSIS ON TONY-AIR-COIN!!!
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<p dir="auto"><img src="https://images.hive.blog/768x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmPfHpBdwYLFsXMdSkVyRwPiYEwUBTExWZHXtPZwgyBojz/tony_hawk_graph%20-%20Copy.jpeg" alt="tony_hawk_graph - Copy.jpeg" srcset="https://images.hive.blog/768x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmPfHpBdwYLFsXMdSkVyRwPiYEwUBTExWZHXtPZwgyBojz/tony_hawk_graph%20-%20Copy.jpeg 1x, https://images.hive.blog/1536x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmPfHpBdwYLFsXMdSkVyRwPiYEwUBTExWZHXtPZwgyBojz/tony_hawk_graph%20-%20Copy.jpeg 2x" />
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<p dir="auto"><strong>Holy S#%T!!! What a downward bullish ramp straight into a half vert!!!
<h2>Time to catch some air bruh.
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<p dir="auto">If you haven't already, cash in on that home equity line of credit!!! <strong>Double-down. Sell Grandma's ring and... <strong>GET. IN. ON. THIS.
<h4>You'll regret not exploiting this ground-floor to <strong>moonshot opportunity!!!
<h1>Only one question to ask yourself...
<p dir="auto"><img src="https://images.hive.blog/768x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmccY1GJ5GgfrkXSVJmnyaN86FGhnLrQ3882yU7c1uwckx/do_you_know_uganda_knuckles_meme%20-%20Copy.jpeg" alt="do_you_know_uganda_knuckles_meme - Copy.jpeg" srcset="https://images.hive.blog/768x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmccY1GJ5GgfrkXSVJmnyaN86FGhnLrQ3882yU7c1uwckx/do_you_know_uganda_knuckles_meme%20-%20Copy.jpeg 1x, https://images.hive.blog/1536x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmccY1GJ5GgfrkXSVJmnyaN86FGhnLrQ3882yU7c1uwckx/do_you_know_uganda_knuckles_meme%20-%20Copy.jpeg 2x" />
<p dir="auto">Because I sure as hell don't... <strong>BUT CHECKOUT THIS TA BY KNUCKLES!!!
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<tr><th style="text-align:center">Wow!!!<th style="text-align:center">Bull Loops!!!
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<tr><td style="text-align:center"><img src="https://images.hive.blog/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmeN3zhrDLHEcLMsd8gaMhNEmmXyFKTFHgzzpw1XPiyP9T/knuckles_sonic_tails_loop_gif%20-%20Copy.gif" alt="knuckles_sonic_tails_loop_gif - Copy.gif" /> <a href="http://i.imgur.com/WfrowTw.gif" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" title="This link will take you away from hive.blog" class="external_link">Source<td style="text-align:center"><img src="https://images.hive.blog/0x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmYfHpT2LvcKM9xDUcaaKbMXVF7k7FSFUZBP7Gw14551q8/sonic_knuckles_ta%20-%20Copy.gif" alt="sonic_knuckles_ta - Copy.gif" />
<h1>YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PRICE OF THE ORIGINAL IMAGE WHILE YOU WERE READING!!!
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<p dir="auto"><img src="https://images.hive.blog/768x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmPVnMUkuQuEfGrepBcYVSgKqWx6YndofAJAvyH1yj5Jtc/up_down_duck%20-%20Copy.jpeg" alt="up_down_duck - Copy.jpeg" srcset="https://images.hive.blog/768x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmPVnMUkuQuEfGrepBcYVSgKqWx6YndofAJAvyH1yj5Jtc/up_down_duck%20-%20Copy.jpeg 1x, https://images.hive.blog/1536x0/https://steemitimages.com/DQmPVnMUkuQuEfGrepBcYVSgKqWx6YndofAJAvyH1yj5Jtc/up_down_duck%20-%20Copy.jpeg 2x" />
<h2>The <strong>DUCKBILL OF WEALTH!!! BUY. BUY. BUY.
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<p dir="auto">Here's how I see this going...
<h4>PRIMARY COUNT: UP
<h4>ALTERNATE COUNT: DOWN
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<p dir="auto">Whatever happens, I'm all in.
<p dir="auto"><strong>DISCLAIMER: This is only, like, my opinion man... and this post is utter nonsense. Hopefully, given the roller-coaster experienced this past week in the crypto-space, we can all step back and have a laugh. My Grandmother taught me that the first step to curing any ailment, is humor... this post was absolutely <strong>NOT meant to offend, but rather poke fun at the current state of crypto-sentiment. Hope you enjoyed!