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Not sure I'll ever take up the sport. Not a post-game ritual I'd relish. Hope you're right...one day, I shall be twaddling away in the deep end of the inflatable trading pool.

I dont think there are many that would relish that one!

Yes you will be in there with your armbands and goggles looking around in joy!

My grandmother wore those floaty armbands...'Schwimmflooggles' she called them.

Quite the monicker!