"Someone had to write about it" says the bird in the top comment LOL, hahaha, that is definitely not the first thing that came to my mind to say, though I am laughing quite ridiculously and that comment added the perfect extra oomph.

I have definitely never heard of the business of the buscuit, and might have gone my entire life merrily never having heard it. I also might have gone my whole life merrily never knowing what Two Girls One Cup meant either if not for a similarly minded chap....hee hee hee