TOLEDO, OH – Yesterday, 17-year-old Ethan Wright purchased 0.002 BTC on Coinbase with his debit card.
“I’m predicting it’ll moon” commented Wright. “I might buy a little Ethereum with my Bitcoin as well, then throw it over to Binance and buy some Ripple” Wright continued, definitely aware of transaction fees.
“I can’t wait to buy my Lambo in a couple months, put some woofers in that bad boy. If it goes really well, I may even buy myself a house. It’s all about predicting the market, you know? I do a lot of market research on Reddit and Twitter. I might even start a crypto YouTube channel. I just wish other people my age could understand the intricacies and complexities of this stuff like I do.”
Ha ha. Truthcoin to the moon.
If that was a middle aged man it would be something like me.