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Stock up on yeast, gluten, and flour today. Don't delay.

You bet, you'll see yeast prices skyrocket in a while.

sheesh, in my case I don't need any oven, I breathe fire.

Well the word is consistency. Breath of fire temps get really high and it's not good long term. You should invest in a proper oven and it'll last at least 6 months of hard core use.