It's been a wild ride since last bull run in the CryptoLAND but some things never change. My girlfriend STILL hates me using the damn Blockfolio and honestly even Bitcoin!
Does anyone else feels the same?!
Initially I thought his is kind of irrational, how can you be jealous of an app or a hobby, especially one that can make you some money?
But then, I read this article about signs that someone is cheating on you.
I compiled here a list to help all of you out there dealing with this issue.
#1. He's always on his phone.
Yes, he always peers at a screen full of numbers. He receives tons of notifications and alerts and he constantly checks his phone for more even when nothing happens. He seems more eager to get a Blockfolio notification than a message from you.
#2. He's spending a lot more time at the "office".
Before this, he could not wait to get off the laptop and do something. Now, he's glued to the laptop all the time. Stuff like "Bittrex" or "binance" are always on the main screen. Every time Blockfolio calls, he needs to get to the laptop to "check something". He is annoyed when you ask him what does he do?
"NOTHING! Just need to place this order..."
Sometimes he will jump out of the sofa, yell in anger or happiness, and run to the laptop in the middle of...anything!
You might run after him worried:
WHAT HAPPENED?!?!
"An alert hit! Gotta buyyyyyy this dip now!"
You shake your head.
#3. He spends all his time with a bunch of new people you never heard of
It's great that he has a lot of new friends but seriously, when do you get to meet them.
"HAHA! They are all living in differen countries!! Hahahaha, meet them..I gotta write this on the forum..."
Names like " meesterboom ", " ihavecojones" or "UnicornLife" are now always appearing in his messenger windows and you never see what they say. What are they talking about all the time? Is there really so much to tell?
And...why is he hiding this from you?
#4. He isn't talking about your future together anymore
It's all about the crypto coins now. It would be nice to hear from time to time something like:
I wonder where we'll be in 6 months. I think our relationship will be 4x better!!.
Alas, no! It's just question about what the coins will do.
You wonder if this relationship is still a good HODL!
( yes, you learned some lingo even if you don't care!!)
#5. Try as you might, you feel something is off
You can't really put your finger on it, but he is different. Something changed in his behavior in a way that is not really pleasant. In fact, it reminds you of stories about addicts: he eat less, he seems unfocused, he needs his "fix". While you shake it off as an exaggeration at first, you are worried. And rightfully so!
A CryptoAnonymous ( I mean lol) is not that bad of an idea right?
"Hello, I am Raz, and I am addicted to crypto!"
ALL STEEMIT: HEY RAZ!
Oh boy, this hits close to home but yes, if you recognize in your man ( and mind you, the situation can very well be reversed and it is your WOMAN who is a cryptohead while you dont' care) then it's time to do something about.
What exactly, I'm open to ideas...
Earlier this year, I drove two women in my Uber, not knowing about alt coins. The one woman didn't know what to make of her live-in boyfriend being a full-time Bitcoin trader, and having to devote so much time to it. She definitely felt left out, and ignored. The other woman consoled her as best she could.
I recall thinking how could someone have to spend so much time watching and trading one coin? Oh, how my knowledge has increased since that ride.
Oh wow.This is a great story. You are my 100% comment upvote pick today :)
Thank you for sharing!!
Thanks for the upvote and i just did same for you now and started following you so you should follow me as well so we can easily upvote each other whenever we make a post
Lol. You guys life are pretty damn interesting XD
Been there done that
LOL..... this is really true, cause it happened to me. I'll show this post to my wife so she'll know that she is not alone :)
HAHAHAH! Fabulous :D
Haha... sounds familiar! But I love the crypto cheating though ;)
You are lucky: a household of cryptoheads!!
hahahahaha. damn it...this is great :)
Ah smashing. It's so true.
This morning the good lady said to me, what time did you come to bed at. I was like two o'clock or so
She was horrified and said, but you got up at six
I just sneered and replied.
4 hours will do me lass, busy times busy times!!
Obviously I am Cuckoo
:)) In a way you are lucky, "my lady" has an internal clock that knows exactly when I get into the bed. It's uncanny. She doesn't need to SAY anything in the morning, she just frowns....
Hehe. Mine used to be like that before children find any kind of internal clock by denying is sleep for years on end!!
This made me smile ...
but no comment.
:))
You are lucky in a way because everyone around you is semi-cryptyhead!
Yes I am!
Lol-ing all the way. I feel ya bro XD
The hard life of the crypto world.
XD
I have to do this trade now. That was the best one. KuCoin dropping btw. Your calls are really accurate man. Gonna pay more attention to ya 👍👍
hahah very difficult!!
LOL this cracked my up, my wife would answer yes to all of these.
:D sorry! buy her some flower!!
hahaha . Nice comic post about sitare
I am not sure what sitare is
perhaps she means satire? ;)
could be!
yeah well..it was satire, but the more I read it the more it feels like a confession :))
hehe, well keep on confessing amigo. It's entertaining and good writing.
Can relate to this :c
sorry? :P
My girlfriend laughed when I showed her the first picture, but fortunately she's excited about this whole crypto thing even if she doesn't get how it all works, just because I'm passionate about it - I know, I'm a lucky bastard.
I mean..two addicts make a for a good couple..for a while:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::DD:
seriously dude, get telegram!!
I will, I will, I have a lot on my plate at the moment :)
What a great post to read.
You betraying the guy brotherhood bro. Lol
This has been me the last three weeks. I've been glued to my phone and computer.
My dude fell of the radar for almost a week. Finally got a chance to chat with him... turns out he had been dedicating all of his time to buying and breeding virtual crypto kitties. The world is a strange place. But hey, kitties got me a nice Christmas present!