My husband wrote a Doge song while bored at work and sent it to me for laughs. He had me edit it for extra Dogeness before posting.

This old shibe, he bought one,
He loves Dogecoin cuz it's fun;
With a click-clack buy-me-that,
Give a friend some Doge,
This old shibe will Hold Hold Hold.

This old shibe, he bought two,
He loves Dogecoin so should you;
With a click-clack buy-me-that,
Give a friend some Doge,
This old shibe will Hold Hold Hold.

This old shibe, he bought three,
He loves Dogecoin for the low fees,
With a click-clack buy-me-that,
Give a friend some Doge,
This old shibe will Hold Hold Hold.

This old shibe, he bought four,
He loves Dogecoin and still wants more;
With a click-clack buy-me-that,
Give a friend some Doge,
This old shibe will Hold Hold Hold.

This old shibe, he bought five,
He loves Dogecoin cuz it will always thrive;
With a click-clack buy-me-that,
Give a friend some Doge,
This old shibe will Hold Hold Hold.

This old shibe, he bought six,
He loves Dogecoin and he needs his fix;
With a click-clack buy-me-that,
Give a friend some Doge,
This old shibe will Hold Hold Hold.

This old shibe, he bought seven,
He loves Dogecoin it's his crypto heaven;
With a click-clack buy-me-that,
Give a friend some Doge,
This old shibe will Hold Hold Hold.

This old shibe, he bought eight,
He loves Dogecoin and now he'll wait;
With a click-clack buy-me-that,
Give a friend some Doge,
This old shibe will Hold Hold Hold.

This old shibe, he bought nine,
You had weak hands so now they're mine;
With a click-clack buy-me-that,
Give a friend some Doge,
This old shibe will Hold Hold Hold.

This old shibe, he sold ten,
He loves Dogecoin so he'll buy them again!
With a click-clack buy-me-that,
Give a friend some Doge,
This old shibe will Hold Hold Hold.

By my husband Crypto_Nemesin