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Shake shake shake, you roll the 6-sided die.

You rolled a 5.

This is going to be a hard one to beat.
blows on the dice
Comon dice... Daddy needs a new pair of alchemy gloves!
@rollthedice

Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 6.

WooHoo!! That gobbo isn't so bad after all.

2 points to Salty Yellow Wizard (@doctorcrypto).