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I'm just not that clear on how to do it,

Could you post a video of yourself demonstrating for great clarity?

I'm married, I don't have to dance anymore.

Oh that means I've got 6 days to find me a wife.

Make a post on Hive, just use the tag #tinder

That wasn't the link I was expecting, maybe I will, although I can't promise it will be entirely serious!