Comment Contest: Funny Reasons Why Steemit is Waaay Better Than Facebook! (No One Loses In This Contest)

in #contest6 years ago (edited)

Hey, dearest Steemians!

Time for a cool contest for everyone. First things first, NO ONE LOSES in this contest. This is for everyone to just have fun and feel the positive vibe here in #steemitachievers. We are so grateful of the positivity and activeness in our community so we want to give it back to everyone, we want you to have fun here because we all owe this to you!

It's a simple contest in the comments. Just make a comment about what you think are the funny reasons why Steemit is way better than Facebook. Show us your brand of funny. Feel free to add a GIF, a meme or just plain text will do. Only English comments, please. You can have as many comments as you like. In fact, if we can break @arcange's daily hit parade for most comments made in a post, then that's better.

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The best 5 picks of the SA admins will be the winners. They will share equally the 50% of the SBD payout of the post. The other 50% of the SBD payout will be split by everyone who joined the contest. Like we said, NO ONE LOSES in this contest. Admins will make sure the post is boosted for everyone to have a great time. Here in #steemitachievers, we will always have everything shared, no matter how little powers we have. So, come join the fun. Make everyone laugh with your comments!

This contest is no obligations. We do not demand anything as to resteems or upvotes as it is contrary to the SPAM policy of Steemit. But feel free to do so in order for this to reach maximum exposure and we'll be able to reward everyone who will join with more prizes.

Do take note of the mechanics:

  1. Just comment your entries, but if you want to make a post about it, feel free to do so.
  2. English comments only.
  3. Make as many comments as you want.
  4. Just have fun and win some SBDs for it.

Prizes:

50% of the SBD payout will be shared by 5 best comments, thus, the winners.
50% of the SBD payout will be shared by non-winners.
NO ONE LOSES!

KEEP STEEMING!
LOVE STEEMIT SO IT LOVES YOU BACK!
LET'S ALL BRING STEEM TO THE MOON!

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I already posted it as a reply to someone else, but why not self plagiarize my edited version of it, which even most of those whom read my original comment did not see?

What I love about it are:

  1. Financial rewards
  2. Less to no censorship than other social networks and better faith in my content and profile to not be deleted.
  3. Saves drafts and does so even when the computer is off.
  4. Night mode

Eventually I posted a change of my already edited version, to adjust it to this thread and include only advantages over FB & TWTR.

You got a 26.33% upvote from @sleeplesswhale courtesy of @stimialiti!

We can relate to all that, and oh, we love night mode, too!!! Thanks for joining.

You got a 20.62% upvote from @luckyvotes courtesy of @stimialiti!

You got a 9.52% upvote from @steembloggers courtesy of @stimialiti!

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Been doing Facebook for 8 years and if I did Steemit for that amount of time, I'd be able to buy a house, fund my animation school and have a Manga cafe business. Facebook has turned into a Smokey Mountain of trash and you won't even get a dime out of it but here on Steemit, every upvote, comment and post is, as Cardi B says, SSHMONEEEY!! $$$$$$$

When people use facebook.they feel.... .they just chatting, dancing and sometimes waste there time. .specially student.
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When.people use steemit there behave llike creative and brilliant because there people don't waste time. .using time they also earn good..and who are use steemit there behave creative brilliant and sometimes also funny...
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That's why I feel steemit better than facebook..

Hahaha! Steemit has more sense to it. Thanks for joining, @afrinsultana.

hehehe...i just try to make. it..funny..hehhhe

❤️ For me you are already the winner because of those gif's 👍😊

Steemit is way better than Facebook 'coz

  1. its not eating all my time wasting for nothing
  2. in steemit no room for gossips and
  3. it helps you appreciate life and little things
  4. you'll learn from other people in the community from their post
  5. with post in steemit can make you feel better and inspire.
  6. I made my own account and with my freewill
  7. I earn in here
  8. I gain friends
  9. improves my english communication and writing skill
  10. teach me to share and support.
  11. make me spend time reading an inspirational and informative post just like reading books.
  12. allow me to join contest without hesitation
  13. I gain confidence in here.
  14. I am a celebrity in here.
  15. I am a blogger.
  16. I am a ulogger.
  17. I was inspired and come to be an inspiration.
  18. steemit is beautiful and makes me beautiful also.
  19. steemit makes me do a video and I love it.
  20. steemit help me to go out in my comfort zone and discover things that is in me which I didn't recognize before.

.... and many more since then before steemit I really wasn't into Facebook in fact my sister did make me ab account and also I dont post there a lot like I did in here, im afraid people might judge me and thinking gossips really is in there. I only do liking in Facebook like no room for getting outside the box.

i love it

Thanks for dropping by and for the appreciate. God bless

Oh wow! Great stuff you listed here! Thanks for joinin, @roselyn028.

My pleasure and much welcome to you, I miss the fun thing there, kinda quite serious,, hehe and also thanks for having this. God bless

God bless you, too! Thankies.

Ooohhh..what can I say? You've said it all...😂
👍👍👍👏👏👏

That's how steemit makes me feel. He he, Thank you for the appreciate and for dropping by. GOD BLESS friend.

Has multiple actually useful apps running on it.
Entire community of apps to replace centralised apps such as youtube
Great for developers as everything is available easily
Choice of platforms to post on
Supports Markup
Of course financially rewards its users, stakeholders in the business.
Nice and peaceful
I have made good friends here!

Thank you for joining, @steemyjokes! You wrote all the great stuff about this platform. Indeed, it's got it all here. Steemit friends are awesome, you will find people who will think like you and some people who are worth looking out for. ^_^

Thanks! Have a nice day!

Because steemit gives money but facebook gives enemy.
In steemit there's a respect
In facebook a lot of bashers.

Agree! They're opposites and it's all clear who wins. Thanks for joining.

Excuse me... Is Fakebook still a thing?

HAHAHA I love this entry my ghad you rock it!!!

Hahaha! For most of us Steemians it's just like an Ad that you stop before it even loads anything. Thanks for joining!

Steemit is an inspiration to self-knowledge, because you have to think what you are writing. I facebook most of people only share memes and quotes without thinking.

Steemit is better than Facebook because anyone, and I mean anyone can survive on Facebook. But only the ones with a functioning brain can survive on Steemit.

That's a good way to put it. Hahaha! Facebook is a no-brainer but Steemit, we deal with ideas. Thanks for joining!

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Hey, stop spamming. For sure, you can do better than that. Bless your heart, dear.

Steemit is way better than Facebook because my relatives were there. They haven't discovered Steemit yet. Hahaha. I guess you all know what I mean.

Hahaha! I kinda know where you are coming from. Do drama and they'll swarm you there. LOL Thanks for joining, you are the first entrant for the contest!

I guess Steemit is way better than FB because most of the girls there are fake asf. I aint even know who the fuck is real and who the fuck is fake lol. Well seriously. Facebook is fun however you aint getting nothing. Steemit is hella fun and at the same time keep your mind on your money and money on your mind knahmean. Write for fun this is how I roll. Either Fiction Prose Poem or Non-Fiction.

When Facebook becomes fakebook, it spells no fun. In Steemit, yes there is room for skills and talents and the rewards are a bonus!

Steemit is way better than facebook because I can freely post all my dramas in life here, without the knowledge of the concerned person. Hahahah can't stalk me here. They're not yet here in steemit. Plus! Expressing my dramas thru poetry, thus, it's kinda productive.

Hahahaha! Thank you for joining, yes Steemit is a more secured place for ourselves with less judgement from people.

Definitely yes! A community with less judgement and gossips. As what @surpassinggoogle said, "You are celebrity, we are your fan". Steemit community is not just great because we can earn money but its a great platform because we can be our TRUE SELF here, no pretentions. This is a great community for us that will help us discover and develop our talent

In Facebook doing post there is like inviting people to get envy with them and with their fortune and tend to post photos with much filter to look better like their craving for attention and appreciation without their knowledge their inviting gossips by doing so that's why steemit is way better 'coz in here were inviting people to earn and were sharing and helping.

Thanks for joining, yes, there is more transparency here, actually everything is transparent even the wallet. Just kidding.

H eh eh, quite true but lets keep it safe. Sharing stops with the wallet thing. Lol

steemit is the best than facebook because Steemit you can post specially you earned money, facebook is you can post all you want to post but POST ONLY NO MONEY.

Here's my entry :)

Right, here in Steemit, we are shareholders and it can't get any better than that. We are Steemit! Thanks for joining.

TRUE. right now i'm focused on steemit even in work i'm doing my post. this platform is very helpful for me :) Thanks to steemit Specially to those people who support many steemians like @surpassinggoogle & @mermaidvampire :)

In steemit i can do many things while learning then earning too.And the most wonderful thing is that I have no family and friend who know my real me...jejeje joking joke joke and drink pepsi and coke

Yup! Learning and earning and having fun is what Steemit is about. Thanks for joining, @olivia08. We appreciate you here with us, always.

Yes of course i love @steemitachievers

I joined Steemit with the sole purpose of fulfilling my dream. I wish to complete my masters in Germany. And I know this is a long shot but I hope to make enough money in the next two years from this platform to be able to pay for my education abroad.

I believe that is so much possible, trust that you can do it with perseverance, consistency and the help of communities and your Steemit friends. Please join Steemit Achievers, we will be glad to have you onboard. Thanks for joining, keep the dream alive and just keep steeming!

Thank you so much for your words. And yes, followed! :)

Hello there @steemitachievers!
Gosh I have a bunch! mostly it is an all-laugh comparison. Will not look with other comments here because I will just post a separate blog about it. Will post the link here as a comment.

I am no longer checking facebook and the notifications are already building up to 99 everytime I check it. though I am always online, I am just ignoring it. For family emergencies, well, they will just notify me thru sms though.

Hahahaha! We will look forward to that post. We feel you, @fycee, thanks so much for the boost and thanks for dropping by! Cheers for loving Steemit more than Facebook!

Excellent article. I learned a lot of interesting and cognitive. I'm screwed up with you, I'll be glad to reciprocal subscription))

Thanks, @doki16. Followed you. Thanks for dropping by.

In Steemit :

  • No megatronus comments, only scammers lol!
  • Great platform
  • earn while posting
  • you will learn, grow, and improve your hidden skills/talents, improved communications skills
  • earn money not war

In Facebook :

  • Too many bashers
  • fake news
  • personal fight
  • some are arrogant, cheap or shit post but they don't earn money!
  • too much dramas
  • too many politics issues

Yep the trash are all there. At least here we try to focus on content and the things you can offer for the world to see. Thanks for joining, @tonie.

I like steemit and i hate facebook. Because i like bots

We love bots, too! Thank you so much for the resteem. We appreciate it so much. Thanks for joining, too!

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Steemit is better because it wont curse you of having a bad luck if you just scroll and don't share.

Steemit is better because you wont see "one like, one prayer" in a post.

Steemit is better because it will not accuse you of having no conscience for not typing "amen" in the comments.

Omg, you nailed it! Hahaha! Life is too short to spend a sec on chain messages that does not make sense. I hate how they clickbait you and you start reading a very long narrative only to curse you in the end and all they need is a like and an amen in the comments. Heavens! Whatta waste of time and electricity Facebook is sometimes.

It is a good point of view maam /sir.

For starters Mark Zuckerberg spared no dime for me on Facebook and all i get is congratulation messages for bringing and connecting more people 😂😂😂😂😂 plus i'm tired of listening to my phone beep everytime of a notification and on checking i realize its a picture of one i don't even know 😂😂😂😂😂

Hahaha! True that. It tries to connect you to people they think you know and that's kinda annoying. Thanks for joining!

steemit is way better than Facebook because in steemit I become productive. When you said productive it means a lot.
You are being...

  • useful
  • inventive
  • fruitful
  • creative
  • worthwhile
  • gainful
  • valuable
  • effective
  • constructive
  • helpful
  • gainful
    Above all in @steemit you can be energetic and rich in all aspects.
    In steemit your mind and heart is full while in Facebook? 🤔 Hhmmm.. well, I can't think of a better things to say.. hahaha..Yes, you can share your thoughts and opinions but it gives you nothing. Facebook is created to show how can you be so social in terms of wealth or material possessions.

Indeed, Steemit can be attached to positive traits while Facebook is all for show. Thanks for joining.

Steemit is way better because you are earning while sharing your thoughts and ideas. And it enhances my skill in writing. 😊😊

Exactly. There is that drive to make better stuff here. Thanks for joining.

I prefer steemit to Facebook for one thousand and one reasons, I will outline the two important ones.
1.Time: you waste your precious time on Facebook which amounts to nothing at the end. Here on steemit you get paid at least for the data used on surfing the platform and your work on steemit is what the generation to come can benefit from.

  1. Education: I love to improve my intellect and to be sincere to the world I have learned a lot on steemit, I don't get to see raunchy pictures that I cant relate with, it all about what I want here.

Exactly. Time is gold it should be used productively and be rewarded or at least to learn something new. Thanks for joining.

Steemit is way better than Facebook in so many aspects, namely ;

  1. Its community
    ~ From i started here in steemit until my reputation getting higher, i already testified that most of the community involved here in steemit is 80% are well readers of informative writings, mostly are professionals.

  2. Way of writing
    ~ Unlike facebook, steemit writings is far different to them, from its curated content. Most blog are practically informative may it educational, fiction or nonfiction, tutorial, It was illustrated effectively with enough knowledge to do so.

  3. The relationship
    ~It was good to know here in steemit that there are several groups, organizations and good people to ask questions about certain subject, it may emotional or the writing topic.
    Unlike facebook there are somuch fake account and do evil acts which they targetted the less-fortunate one.
    Facebook are flooding strangers while here in steemit friends are everywhere and available in anytime with no worries.

  4. Way of earnings
    ~ The best part I love to stay in steemit, unlike facebook steemit will give u money, yes! steemit pay back, by just posting curated article consistently I believe you will be able to earn millions here as time goes by.
    In facebook even in a single 1dollar in year posting somuch you will never gain on it there.infact, you're the one to pay promotion there.Facebook is a wasting time habit.
    Steemit is investment, savings, a bank, a business, an insurance, an art, which has a bigger value beyond your expectations.

Steemit gives opportunity to people, community, nation and to the world to discover the undiscover.

Right, we make communities here and we promote solidarity in peoples in Facebook, it's an individualistic crap most of the times.

"Using Facebook for 5 years didn't gave me a single penny, Using Steemit for 5 months giving me cents hahaha...."

Just kidding aside, Steemit change everyone lives, just believe in yourself and be patient.

That's the spirit! Just keep going, @sweetcha. You have it in you to succeed. Don't forget us when you're at the top. ❤

I think steemit it's so much better than facebook because in there we waist our time by share stupid things with no sense just for making believe to others that we have a 'life' but here on steemit we share our knowledge and known people who have the same interest in what you want to really talk about, also make friends on the way, something that in facebook it's difficult to do with all the sadistic and dumb people around.

It is better than facebook because in Facebook, you'll have to deal with annoying advertisement almost every after 10 posts.. :D :D And, in Facebook, you'll have to deal with people's drama and chismis. lol :D In Steemit, you'll get to know more because the blogs are informative. :) And of course, here, you can earn. :D :D :)

I prefer SteemIt because you have to think your post, and that discourages most of thrash posts. Here we have more quality contents.

Most of FaceBookis about fake life an ads... and farming games

Why I believe Steemit is better than Facebook?

  1. I get paid for my time on Steemit while Facebook gets paid for my time on Facebook

  2. Steemit has helped me create an audience for my works and reach so many writers. On Facebook, everyone just wants to have a good time. Very few people actually want to read very long stories

  3. I got an head start in Cryptocurrency. I believe many people bought their first cryptocurrency using Steemit and SBD. Facebook gave me nothing but sense of inferiority. I would be looking at the bright pictures and sulk about my boring life.

  4. I never liked Facebook. I was a fan of Twitter and Medium. For that reason, Facebook doesn't stand a winning chance with me

Steemit has something to offer as what @surpassinggoogle said in #steemgigs
while in facebook you are just wasting your emotion with other action without earning cents.

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