I know that this is technically not a valid entry in the competition, but it still happens to be my favourite. I am often guilty of not reading closely enough, so I can empathize with your position. Given the effort you clearly put into this, and because I do very much enjoy it, I have decided to pay my portion of the bounty to you. You will be able to find it in your wallet in a few moments.

Well done, and thanks for sharing!