If I was invisible for the day, I would wake up real early, to make use of every possible moment. I would gladly run on a lack of sleep for this fantastic opportunity.

I would not have to worry about anyone bothering me, because they wouldnt know I was there. I could go on about my business doing whatever I want, with or without clothes, as it wouldn't matter.

I would climb statues, jump into fountains, stare at people, see if they feel my presence.

Scare people at the beach, or near a lake.

Most importantly is that I would love not dealing with anyone. I would have to answer to no one.

I would pick a wedgy and scratch my balls. Perhaps, at a restaurant, I would shake my dandruff into peoples salads and soups.

So much to do, so little invisible time!