The recent heatwave triggered a global pandemic of thirstiness.

This resulted in the imbibing of inordinate quantities of Pinot Noir and Cabernet Sauvignon.

These were the preferred drinks of the majority of Bitcoin whales, who due to excessive alcohol consumption, became depleted in Vitamin B12, the nutrient most critical to memory recall.

Far-flung, far-reaching, resultant memory losses among Bitcoin whales meant that they were unable to recall their private keys, or even how to use their Trezors.

At this unpredictably fortuitous moment, HDAC Technology bought the first ever mass TV advertisement for Blockchain technology, which aired to 35 million World Cup viewers.

A stampede of first time buyers then sought to purchase the Blockchain gateway coin, Bitcoin, but with whales having forgotten their private keys, there wasn't the supply there to meet the increased demand.

Hence, the Bitcoin price surge. It's quite straightforward. :)