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RE: Contest: Tell Me Funny Lies Ladies Tell About How They Lost Their Virginity

in #contest7 years ago (edited)

so this girl used ti be my hostel neighbour o. Church going for that matter. Me as per lover boy fell in love wit her. I will fetch water for her go every where with her. Be her personal bodyguard as per bodybuilder with the hope that one day we gon have sex. It went on for two months and she started calling me HOSTEL BOYFRIEND I happy gaan say I go soon enter the place. We then conversed about sex and she said she has not met the right guy to see beneath her body. Meself tighten up. Worked more. Then one day o... she said she was going out... she left her phone to charge in my room and curiosity push me to check her whatsapp...
I die...
She was vexing for the guy. That's how I saw

Shebi i told you not to do that your stupid new style. .. my YANSH and leg dey pain me..Later iffa say no.. you will say am stingy

Ewo...my virgin na ANIMASHAUN...

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Givers never lack now

Beggars like moi always ask... boss it really pained me fa. With my little bit high power of imagination i pictured all th church nembers she introduced pouncing her. Damn it was devastating

Girls are like that. Not all sha