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You didn't even slightly follow the rules and then you upvoted yourself. Just saying things as they are.

If following rules is your only trigger, then there are better ways to tell people what rules you're enforcing, cunt. Just telling you who you are.

I did find a better way: I stated the rules to the contest in the post about the contest :)

Woah, did you also mention that participant is not supposed to vote themselves? Admit it, you just wanted to shit on people. Maybe that's your thing, who knows.

Yes, that's my thing. I shit on people. That's the only reason people follow me!

That's the only reason people follow me!

Lol you could do better (Or could you?). Parading follower count after being called out is probably the douchiest way to defend your shittiness. You most certainly deserve your own company.

You know, my "bredlik" answer was meant jokingly. I left one on several entries, because a lot of them didn't really follow the "rules" of this kind of poem. It was fun trying to write unique ones.

With you, I immediately noticed that you self-voted, which I generally don't like, but usually ignore (some people flag that on sight). So I used it for the poem. You were the one getting offended and attacking me ^^

It doesn't seem like you have the thick skin necessary to be on the internet, if something like that makes you throw a fit.

I (together with @reggaemuffin) started this contest because I felt like reading some fun, well-written bredliks. And the reward offered is more than some people earn on here in a week - or even a month.

I should be allowed to have some standards :)