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Yur naem is p
And tho yu suk
Yu vot yurself
Naow wat te fuk
Yur bredlik's shit
Yu fyled a lot
I close my eys
I type mye dot.

lol what a shitty approach to conduct contests. Upvoting this comment too because it triggers you.

You didn't even slightly follow the rules and then you upvoted yourself. Just saying things as they are.

If following rules is your only trigger, then there are better ways to tell people what rules you're enforcing, cunt. Just telling you who you are.

I did find a better way: I stated the rules to the contest in the post about the contest :)

Woah, did you also mention that participant is not supposed to vote themselves? Admit it, you just wanted to shit on people. Maybe that's your thing, who knows.

Yes, that's my thing. I shit on people. That's the only reason people follow me!