Of course, I have to participate - and in keeping with some of the others, I am going to give you German Bird names - and I don't think you want to use any of them lol

Ziegenmelker - goat milker

Wachtelkönig - King of the Wachtel - crex crex

Rotschenkel - Red Thighs - Tringa totanus-Common Redshank

Kiebitz - just sounds good :) Vanellus vanellus-Northern Lapwing

Lachmöwe - laughing Seegull - Larus ridibundus-Black-headed Gull