Joke contest nr.4 was won by @remic2005. Congratulations! Now it's time for joke contest nr.5
First the prize......since I'm still a minnow (look at my wallet) and didn't receive any presents or donations toward the prize-money:
After 7 days this post will generate author-awards: 50% Steemdollars and 50% Steempower. I will transfer all Steemdollars that are generated as author awards to the winner of the contest after pay-out. The more upvotes, the bigger the prize!!!
The generated Steempower is mine. I need it to increase my upvote, so I can help my fellow-minnows👍.
If there are people willing to sponsor this, or any of my following contests by donating prize-money please let me know in the comments. Comedy should be rewarded!
Now for the rules:
1.Upvote this post.
2.Tell your best joke in the comments below.
3.Only one entry per person
4.Your joke in Dutch or English only
Resteeming is allowed of course, I mean: who doesn't like a good joke?
Besides, resteeming will probably increase the prize-money😉.
Peace and love!
THIS CONTEST WAS WON BY @chetanpadliya.
I INVITE YOU ALL TO TRY AGAIN:
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-6-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
Teacher : "What's your Mom's name?"
4 yr old kid : "Mom's last name must be Darling because that's what Daddy calls her every time...."
Teacher : "That's so sweet. What's her first name then?"
4 yr old kid: "I think it's Sorry...."
DEDICATED TO ALL MARRIED MEN
Very good 😂
Whahaha😂😂. Nice one bro👍
You are the winner! Congratulations!
Want to try again?
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-6-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house ?
Of course, a house doesn't jump at all :p
Nice :o
Not bad😂.
Good effort @cedaout. You didn't win this time. But you can try again😉
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-6-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
What did the Cheese say while looking at the Mirror?
"Haloumi!"
:)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloumi
Not bad👍. Thanks
Good effort @hearmespeak. You didn't win this time. But you can try again😉
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-6-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
A man walks into a bar, then a table and then a chair.
Drole sir, very drole 😂😂
Good effort @dirtyharry30. You didn't win this time. But you can try again😉
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-6-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
Ok so i'll be the second one to comment :D
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places, and he told me to stop going to those places! :D
Must be very violent places! 🤣
Aha sure they are! :p
Good effort @remic2005. You didn't win this time. But you can try again😉
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-6-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
Thanks :)
Aha i'll try ;)
Two pretzels were walking down the street..
One was assualted.
Terrible but good 😂
😅😂🤣Good one bro!
Good effort @davedickeyyall. You didn't win this time. But you can try again😉
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-6-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
Two men walk into bar, the third one ducks.
Also nice....but only one entry per person @dirtyharry30. Save your jokes for the next contest👍
Will do 😁
What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
.
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A dead centipede.
😂😂Good one dude.
Good effort @johnwjr7. You didn't win this time. But you can try again😉
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-6-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
De mop van de blinde drummer. Die sloeg nergens op. (in het engels is die minder grappig)
Goeie man😂😂👍. Hij vertaalt inderdaad niet zo lekker @loonatic.
meep
Meep to you too buddy😉
meep
Dit keer niet gewonnen @loonatic. Nog een keer proberen?
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-6-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
I just made this one up in a hurry so sorry if it is kind of cheesy.
Some silverware were having a get-together and began to debate about plastic vs silver cutlery. Then, spoon made an off topic comment.
Fork replied, "Well, Spoon, maybe you should be quiet because it doesn't look like you have a point!". Even knife thought that remark was a bit cutting.
Nice one🤣. Cheesy but just in time. Thanks!
Good effort @anthonyadavisii. You didn't win this time. But you can try again😉
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-6-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
Nice hahaha
Do you have a joke for us @johnsmit?
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
Uhm.....this joke was already posted by @remic2005. Not original.....
Nice gif....but do you also have a joke for us @auntigormint?
nice joke
How about you @mlsivaganesh? Do you have one for us?
I have a headache in my leg :P
Which leg @dipendrakushayet?