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OMG! What are you doing? You go to draw three arrows but forget to put your belt on and your pants fall down. You drop your bow to protect your Tralala and are forced to run from the battle field. As you flee, flashing everyone with your bare buttcheeks, the foe gently inserts a knife in your back ...you lose a life! Please bring your belt next time!

Arghhh!!! well at least our bot buddy is back if anyone wants to try! hehe :)

Apparently Roach thought that he won the initial encounter with Serra Angel but he only hit wing feathers.

!mightyslash

You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing:
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Fortunately you make contact and do significant damage with a hit of 8 points. Well played!

Roaches trousers fall to the ground. Is this some sort of perverted come on?

Serra doesn't wait to find out what Roach intends to do next. A swift backhand with her wing knocks him unconscious.

haha ...ouch!