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RE: Contest: Tell Me Funny Lies Ladies Tell About How They Lost Their Virginity

in #contest7 years ago

Ok here's my story;
I had a girlfriend back then in secondary school who always claimed she was a Virgin until I finally had my way after our waec exams. The road was as free as Lagos-Ibadan express way in the night. I asked how come?????
This girl started crying oh and she said she lost her virginity to a game called di-gbe.
Note: Di-gbe was a childish dangerous game we play secondary school where you set your thumb finger or pen on someone's chair when the person is about to sit down.
She claimed she sat on her sit-mate's thumb finger, it went straight into her Virgina and broke the hymen.

I wondered how that happened and no one in the class knew of it... We were in the same fucking class!!!! And is the girl's thumb that big to have made the pussy that wide!!!

I'm still left wondering till date!!

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This is the funniest i have read so far

Lol! To be sincere, it wasn't funny to me at all... I really cherished this girl then... E pain me gan oh I no go lie.
She don carry belle for another man now tho. Them don rush do wedding upper Saturday.
Love is a scam!!!