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You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt:
lightning
Unfortunately you were standing in a puddle of water and electrocute yourself..Lol you are the worst magician ever and you should feel bad. I mean cmon - a puddle?! You lose a life, you big goof.

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Life:

!magicblast

You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt:
lightning
The lightning produced by your magic hands would have been great....if your enemy were an ant. The foe laughs at the pathetic spark emitted from your bony fingers and takes you down with a swift counterstrike. You lose a life and your Wizard street-cred!

Unbelievable. Luck has failed the great Injoker... He falls and accepts defeat.

Wow! sadly just not a wizards day (always next Stage :))

Unlucky. You may proceed to stage 3. (You get a fresh batch of 3 lives with each new stage, regardless of how you did.)

Ohh I get to go to the next stage anyways! Yippie!