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You still have 2 life points:

!openpockets

Look at that! Obtained item 5: Grub! +2 to players hit!

Grub.jpg

Sheeeeweeet! +1 dagger +2 Grub -1 archer

Let's battle!

!onearrow

You draw an arrow and shoot:
arrow
the string breaks (oops!) as the arrow is released it bounces off the enemy harmlessly. Gobbo happened to be walking by at the time and wets himself in laughter, seeing your skills are low he attacks. @gobbo

Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 2.

!onearrow

You draw an arrow and shoot:
arrow
the string breaks (oops!) as the arrow is released it bounces off the enemy harmlessly. Gobbo happened to be walking by at the time and wets himself in laughter, seeing your skills are low he attacks. @gobbo

Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 4.

🚩 🚩 🚩 OFFICIAL RULING 🚩 🚩 🚩

Chuck Norris does not like the sight of two live Gobbos very close to each other. He rushes in and delivers a roundhouse kick to this Gobbo, causing its head to detach and fly off into the sky. Where that head will land, nobody knows. In the blink of an eye, Chuck picks up the headless Gobbo's corpse and disappears.

🚩 🚩 🚩 This Gobbo is dead and out of play. The other one remains.🚩 🚩 🚩

Doh! at this point you need to use the !manyarrows attack

IBT#6 is running if keen? :)

!l1

Your down to 1 life point:


With a single life left and just one more arrow in my quiver, let's get this shit show over.

Lapichro pulls back the bow, takes aim and waits for the moment his breath calms.

A silence falls over the battlefield.

And Lapichro releases the arrow...

!onearrow

You draw an arrow and shoot:
arrow
it almost looked like you were a pro (are you secretly practising?), you pierce the enemy for a a hit of 4 points

Lapichro takes a deep breath and collects arrows from the battlefield and moves onto the next fight.

🚩 🚩 🚩 STOP! ROLLING BACK... 🚩 🚩 🚩

  • With each new stage you get 3 new life points to work with for that stage.
  • There are only three items that can be carried over between stages: two are Level 1 items available in the item shop (and a player can only choose to purchase one of them), the third is a Level 2 item that unlocks access to a new attack command. You are currently Level 0.
  • The Level 0 dagger you pickpocketed in stage 1 is no longer valid. The Level 0 grub you pickpocketed in this stage is. Your current modifiers are +2 for the grub, and -1 for being an archer, for a total modifier of +1.
  • Any time Gobbo is summoned after missing a basic attack, your next command must be your strong/risky attack (!manyarrows). [This is to prevent a player from having to deal with multiple Gobbos at the same time.]
  • You only get one shot per Gobbo. Win or lose, that Gobbo disappears and your next attack will be against the stage foe like normal. Once you're back to the stage foe, you also go back to having the choice of which of your attacks you'd like to use.
  • If you beat a Gobbo, you have the option of looting/pickpocketing its corpse if you wish. However, you can't loot more than one Gobbo per stage, and whatever item you loot from Gobbo can only be used during that stage -- it disappears at the end of that stage.

Please also see this post for more information.

So with all that in mind, here's your current status on this stage:
3 life points, currently fighting a Gobbo who rolled a 2. Current modifier of +1 to your rolls. You may continue on this stage by replying to this comment with the !manyarrows command.

!manyarrows

You load your bow with 3 arrows and shoot
arrows
Jeeeeeeez...two of your arrows nearly hit the target, but one of them hits a nearby rock and reflects. You shot yourself right in the eye and lose a freaking life. Its safe to say you are a blind turd :D

Another embarrassing blow to his ego.

Lapichro pulls out an arrow and stabs himself in the other eye. Deciding to sit the rest of this adventure out.

Lapichro dies.

The bards shall sing of his accomplishments all throughout the land...