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HA! story of my life , lol

Nice! 17 syllables BUT for this contest I need a traditional 5-7-5 haiku like the ones described here: http://www.kidzone.ws/poetry/haiku.htm. Yours is 4-8-5. Can you revise?

I have this rule to keep the entry fair, all haikus have the same requirements.

done

Thank you!!!

I gave you an honorable mention. Thank you for your entry! I announced the winners https://steemit.com/contest/@vdux/announcing-the-vdux-haiku-contest-winners