😜Wacky Wednesday! 😍Oooshy Goooshy Poetry Contest! 😍

in #contest6 years ago

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Greetings, Steemland!

It's

and I'm feeling a little wacky 😜

...as usual.

It seems the first ever WACKY WEDNESDAY was a super success! And... as promised, Imma keep this party going. 😏 💥The contests are OPEN TO ALL (ya don't need to be a Helpie to play).💥
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Last Week

It was total Selfie Satisfaction. We had 16 entries triggering that 4th Booster pack drawing!

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Congratulations to this week's winners!

They each receive 1 STEEM MONSTER BOOSTER PACK, donated by @isaria!

@wonderwop

@braaiboy

@chrisroberts

@dusoleil

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Now... what to do today...?

Ah, yes. Poetry. Today shall be poetry. 🤩 And not just any poetry... Ooshy... goooshy... rhyming poetry.


It is Valentine's week after all. 😉

CONTEST RULES

  • Write a SHORT, RHYMING poem to your LOVE or CRUSH or ... dog. 🐶 I'm being easy here. You can go with any meter you'd like, though limericks are my favorite. But... it's a random drawing for winner, so whether I like it doesn't have much bearing. 😆 Oh! And it's gotta be ooshy and oh-so-gooooshy. 😍
  • Put it in the COMMENT section. You can also do a post and link to it, but the poem must be in the comment section.
  • Choose a pic/gif/meme to go with your poem. (Presentation is always important.)
  • Smile at the nearest person like you've done something naughty... but then don't explain. Run away! #keepinitreal
  • DEADLINE to enter: When post pays out. I'll announce the winner and a new contest next Wednesday!
    😍That's it!😍

How to Win

It's random, baby!
That's right! Everyone that follows the rules above will be entered in a random drawing for a STEEM MONSTERS BOOSTER PACK ($2 USD value).

For every 4 entries there will be ONE random winner... up to 5 Booster Packs given out a week!

Packs donated by @isaria.

1 Booster2 Boosters3 Boosters4 Boosters5 Boosters
# of Entries0-78-1112-1516-1920+

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To hate the time when we're apart,

To tolerate a stinky fart,

To help make fun of modern art,

Is what she does the best.

To lose in every Mario Kart,

To brave the wild of Walton-Mart,

To daily steal my soul and heart...

Now frankly, I'm obsessed.

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The more I miss you, the more my soul cries.
I would like you to come and see me and live in a great star.
It is the distance that mortifies me and what makes me want,
please come back from the waters and come back in my arms.

Greetings!
Thank you for entering the contest/challenge!

I noticed that you do NOT have a Steem Monsters account yet.

If that is something you are interested in, let me know. I can set you up and get you started.

Hope to see you play again this week!

What it is that I feel,
When you dance all around,
Mischievous glint in your eyes...

I want nothing to do with it,
Stay right where you're sitting,
Especially there with your flies...

Let's give you your shower
So you smell clean and nice,
Then finally we can eat pies!

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... I tried lol

OMG. OMG. It's so perfect.

And the object of your affections... Well, quite the looker there. 😍

Roses are red, violets are blue
I've got less SP than you

Upvotes are green and @Ned's hair is brown
Give me a kiss and don't flag me down

:)

This is great! 😍

@ned's hair is a lovely golden color (that does lean towards brown) that blows in the wind, somehow without messing. sigh

Wait... what? Nevermind. 😏

Hint: If you wanna be eligible for the prizes you'll need to add some kind of image to this comment...

It took fifty three years, to find my true love.
Who knew it would be, because of a bug.
When the bee stung, you ballooned like a melon.
You walked in that ER, and I began swell'in.
They gave you an epi, you began to feel normal.
I couldn't take my eyes off you, all dressed up in that formal.
I slipped you my number, so your dad couldn't see.
He looked like the type, that would cut off my pee-pee!

Poem by Bruni

Posted using Partiko Android

OMG! Is this a true story?!

It sounds like a true story...

Who's Bruni?

I have so many questions!

But I love it!

And your gif wins the day!!

I'm Bruni. Thank you. 💕

Posted using Partiko Android

Thank you soooooooo much for my booster pack! Here's a peak at my cards.

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Yay! Congrats!
Thank you for playing!

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