Three men , a philosopher a mathematician and an idiot , were out ridding in the car when it crashed into a tree . before anyone know it, the three men founded themselves standing before the pearly gates of heaven , where st peters and the devil were standing nearby. "Gentelmen", the devil started , deu to the fact that the heaven is now overcrowded ,st- peter have limit the number of people entering the heaven . if anyone of you can ask me a question which i dont know or can not answer , then you're worthy enough to go to heaven ; then you'll come with me to hell," the philosopher then stepped up ," ok, give me the most comprehensive report on socrates' socrates' teaching." With a snap of his finger , a stack of paper appeared next to the devil. The philosopher read it and conclude it was correct.
"Then go to hell!" With another snap of his finger , the philosopher disappeared.
The mathematician then asked," give me the most complicated formula ever theorized!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the devil. the mathematician disappeared too. The idiot then stepped forward and said , " bring me a chair . " Drill 7 holes on the seat." The devil did just that . the idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart .
Standing up, he asked, "which hole did my fart come out from?" The devil inspected the seat and said," the third hole from the right ,"
"Wrong," said the idiot, " it's from my asshole."
and the idiot went to heaven