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Haiku Nazi says: "too many syllables!"

you are absolutely correct

Puppy kiss is wet
Cat kisses are very dry
I say kiss a fish

Nailed it!

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My upvote...
This one please, because I am obnoxious.

https://steemit.com/grammarnazi/@four20/i-am-in-love
I need to discuss a contest I would like you to judge

What is this contest of which you speak?

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