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Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 2.

The two gobbos collide in mid-air and drop to the ground. Upon closer inspection, Captain Dreemsteem's gobbo is in bad shape but still breathing. Chick Norris's gobbo had its skull crushed, and is dead.

2 points to Captain Dreemsteem (@dreemsteem).