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If you think that you are one of those honest, brutal & witty guy who doesn't fear to speak his or her mind without any prejudice
Then, I dare you to reply...!
It is most exciting and simplest CONTEST!
You have to give a bold & fittest reply to a statement in one sentence only. Then RESTEEM and UPVOTE this post. That' all.
πWIN PIZE POOL OF 2 SBD or MOREπ
ππ RESULT of CONTEST #4ππ
I got few great replies to βThe entire United States is within range of our nuclear weapon; a nuclear button is always on my desk. This is reality, not a threat.β - Kim Jong-un (supreme leader of North Korea)
It's Time for WINNERS!
@ecoinstant - Winner - "You know who else keeps a big red button close to his nose? A clown!"
@VoyceAtlas - Runner-UP - "Someone tell Lil' Kim that we love Korean BBQ in America... Don't force us to make some more."
@pujamedhi - Runner-UP - "Looking at him, it seems North Korea is in far more bigger threat of something else blasting soon than a nuclear blast."
Entries from @chillbro @ingenierogabriel @gsari @lrastriker are also very interesting.
Thank you @vdux (Winner DTR#3) for your help to select Winners.
Thank you all contestants for participating.
To Visit Contest#4 click here.
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NOW
Contest#5 || STATEMENT
βWhy join the navy if you can be a pirate?β
Help : It's going to be interesting and difficult to reply. If it helps you ; He was considered as big time jerk by many people because of his stubborn personality.
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- UPVOTE & RESTEEM this post.
- Give reply to above statement in one sentence only. And yes! abusive words are allowed as long as you are not disrespecting the personality who has said the above statement.
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- 1 entry is allowed from an account.
- The WINNERS will be selected by @dpatcher on the basis of witty but fittest reply.
- To select next Winners, I want to invite last time winner @ecoinstant to select top 5 fittest reply after the completion of Contests #5.
- Contest will be open for 3 days only. I will not accept entry after 5PM EST (Eastern Standard Time) on 12th February 2018.
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If you are a pirate you can create your our rules but if you are a navy you must obey the rules. So be a pirate and be free.
"Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?β
"Simple, people join the Navy to become Butt Pirates!"
#ExceptForCorpsmen #SimperFidelisMofos
UpVote and
You always gotta go there, don't you?
I do what I do.... its for fun!
LOLOOLOLOLOL!!!
Don't encourage him!
It's not me, swear!
Sure, I believe you, little rapscallion bish!
Why do you have to make it personal...
Because you chose to be a hero than a villain!
Cheers! I am honored and ready for the wittiest and fittest replies, let's hear them!
Congrats @ecoinstant59. Contact me at steemchat (dpatcher) or discord (DPatcher#7453). Cheers - @dpatcher
Rock it, buddy!
Because why not? I can also be a pirate while onboard, steal my mates belongings.
Pirates dont have wifi, how do you want me to use my phone?
I want to be a thief in cool uniforms...
Pirates are out of fashion, let's be rather piranhas, then eat the captain! :)))
Why join the Navy if you can be a pirate...?
Because the Navy has bigger boats and better prosthetics...when was the last time you saw an Admiral with a peg leg, or a patch over one eye...
That's why I am using steemit instead of fb!
Sure! Mr. Jobs, become a pirate and get killed by navy missile. Great advice!
Yes! I can do anything at any time is the way to show who the hell I am..
YOU...
Interesting idea for a content. I missed the deadline this time around, but I'm going to give you a follow so I don't miss out on the next contest.
And if you do not be a good pet pirate, then the government control rum sellers will frack your backdoors when you are all shite-faced from legislative favors, tax your treasure to nothing, tear down your fake rebel jolly rogers before they hole the side of your tub with a flaming anti- trust suit.
Hi, just discovered you fellow filmmaker!
xx
@elenahornfilm
Yup.. I am filmmaker too and I am more in to fictional work. Glad to meet fellow filmmaker. If u wish, we can chat over discord (DPatcher#7453)
Cheers-@dpatcher
pirates r the kings they take orders from nobody. Navy r ruled. pirate fear no Navy but Navy fears only pirates.
Why not? @dpatcher
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When navy has a higher salary doing nothin and could have additional income when you can caught the pirates and have all or half of their stolen treasures? Could even get rewarded and praised by the crowd..
#deepsecrets
#hungryformoney
#moneyworks
Plundering merchants vessels on the sea-way is apple-sweet than some wandering sea force-navy!
slight admittance to booty piracy...?
Why to kill someone and get killed... if you can kill someone and get awarded ?
nice
select me friend, i like that
Because world progressed because of those who thought out of the box.!!!
Why follow others rules if you make your own!!!
Why do I have to limit my choice with being a Navy or Pirate if I can be something more than that?
Said by someone who follows all the rules of government like a good puppy!
Lets all be pirates! Fuck the navy!
"Because you always need men with courage to care for the nation and we know that pirates are not men with courage."
As much as i know navy here means microsoft ...so steve jobs broke rules and found his own way to apple (first bite by pirate -STEVEJOBS)
Because the Navy has adequate ports...
Because all pirates eventually swing from a yardarm.
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coz being a pirate doesn't guarantee you'll wear those fancy white suits
Who in his sound mind would chose to be a Navy Marine over a Pirate? I certainly would not!
all pirates are criminals, but I don't want to commit crimes.
he was getting his supplies illegally that's why he said why join the navy if you can be a pirate? the navy here means legal supplies, pirates here means illegal supplies...
Why becoming a pirate if you're not Monkey D. Luffy
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Nice post