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Shake shake shake, you roll the 6-sided die.

You rolled a 6.

Well over a decade ago, Chick Norris found this mob of scumbags... hiyokom1.png
... and in a matter of seconds, turned them all (and the ground they were standing on) into this...
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Source for all images: KDE/AIC

Serra Angel had no chance against the ranged superiority of Chick Norris.
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"Piyo yo yooooooooooo!"

2 points to Chick Norris (@doughtaker).

This has been a rough campaign for Angel.....