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RE: Contest: Tell Me Funny Lies Ladies Tell About How They Lost Their Virginity

in #contest7 years ago

Owk, I met this pretty girl at the club and made a quick run for her, being a club girl, the chyking was as smooth as possible after buying her few bottles.

We danced and rocked, Damn!! She had a big assortment with boobs pointing to heaven. (for my mind, I talk say I done hammer).

After the party, it was late so I convinced her to follow me to my place, and she agreed, Damn! I had already planned all the sex moves in my head and the new ones to try out like holding her leg straight up and giving it to her while standing.

We finally got to my place and as a sharp guy I made my moves as e dy hot...

But to my greatest shock, the babe come dey resist oh, say she be Virginus... YEEKPA!! I cone talk for my mind, "see this girl oh, who does she want to fool, abi I resemble Mumu?

I just got angry but decided to remain a gentleman and stay on my own till the next morning. Later that night while sleeping, I felt hands rubbing my chest. Immediately, the sleep disappeared and I just knew my village people have started sleeping, after all, the time was about 3am. I laughed mischievously in my mind and asked like a gentleman and decided to do my own small shakara "shey u said you are a Virgin, and honestly am not ready to disvirgin anybody oh"

Then she said, "baby, Plz don't be angry na, am sorry, am not a Virgin, but I couldn't tell you because of how I lost it.

I now asked," Oya how did you lose it na and when? "..
Then she said" it was my uncle that did it two months ago"

I felt pity for her, so accepted the apology but still gave her the best sex styles am sure she never imagined.

Few weeks from that day, I met her ex who claimed to have had sex with the girl severally for the two years they dated with proofs of recorded sex videos. Damn!

I saved her number with LINUS and decided never to f*k the btch again before I contract HIV ni.

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