President Trump started paying phony hookers in Russia with bitcoin, who started the whole illegal investigation, only to find out he actually perished in a car crash in New York City in 1988, and is actually Satoshi Nakamoto in disguise. His children are cyborgs bought and paid for, manufactured by North Korean slaves in Chinese sweat shops. Trump then paid the Clinton crime family in Bitcoin after the election was decided to have Hillary run again so that he could easily smoke her to become president, and would leave Hillary Clinton as the savior when they find out Trump oddly enough has no legitimate US birth certificate, and she will give a Scooby Doo ending to save the country and the free world and remove all the masks in the Trump Administration.

BTW I believe this story more than I buy what I hear on the current "probes"